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“I can believe things that are true and things that aren’t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they’re true or not. 

I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. 

I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone’s ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. 

I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. 

I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we’ll all be wiped out by the common cold like martians in War of the Worlds. 

I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. 

I believe that mankind’s destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it’s aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to feed it it’ll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. 

I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn’t even know that I’m alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. 

I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what’s going on will lie about the little things too. 

I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman’s right to choose, a baby’s right to live, that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. 

I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.” 

― Neil Gaiman, American Gods


„Mogu da poverujem u stvari koje su istinite i da poverujem u stvari koje nisu istinite i mogu da verujem u stvari za koje niko ne zna da li su istinite ili ne. Mogu da verujem u Deda Mraza i uskršnjeg zeku i Merilin Monro i Bitlse i Elvisa i Mister Eda. Slušaj – verujem da se ljudi mogu usavršavati, da je znanje beskrajno, da svetom vladaju tajni bankarski karteli i da ga redovno posećuju vanzemaljci, oni dobri koji liče na izborane lemure i oni zli koji sakate stoku i hoće našu vodu i naše žene. Verujem da je budućnost očajna i verujem da je budućnost kul i verujem da će se jednog dana žena beli bizon vratiti i svima će sve po spisku. Verujem da su svi muškarci samo veliki dečaci sa dubokim problemima u komunikaciji i da se opadanje stope dobrog seksa u Americi poklapa sa opadanjem broja drajv-in bioskopa od države do države. Verujem da su svi političari beskrupulozni lupeži, a i dalje verujem da su oni bolji od alternative. Verujem da će Kalifornija da potone u more kada udari veliki zemljotres, dok će se Florida rastopiti u ludilu i aligatorima i toksičnom otpadu. Verujem da antibakterijski sapun uništava naš imunitet na prljavštinu i bolesti tako da će nas jednog dana sve zbrisati obična prehlada, kao Marsovce u Ratu svetova. Verujem da su najveći pesnici prošlog veka bili Edit Sitvel i Don Markiz, da je žad zapravo osušena zmajeva sperma, i da sam pre par hiljada godina u prethodnom životu bila jednoruki sibirski šaman. Verujem da budućnost čovečanstva leži u zvezdama. Verujem da su slatkiši zaista imali bolji ukus kada sam bila mala, da je u aerodinamičnom smislu nemoguće da bumbar leti, da je svetlost i talas i čestica, da negde postoji mačka u kutiji koja je i mrtva i živa u isto vreme (iako, ako uskoro ne budu otvorili kutiju da bi je nahranili, biće samo mrtva na dva različita načina), i da postoje zvezde u svemiru koje su milijardama godina starije od samog svemira. Verujem u ličnog boga koji pazi na mene i brine i nadgleda sve što radim. Verujem u neličnu boginju koja je pokrenula univerzum, i otišla da se druži sa drugaricama i čak ni ne zna da sam ja živa. Verujem u prazan i bezbožni univerzum neobaveznog haosa, pozadinske buke, i proste lude sreće. Verujem da svako ko kaže da je seks precenjen jednostavno isti nije upražnjavao kako treba. Verujem da je svako ko tvrdi da zna o čemu se sve radi kadar da laže i o malim stvarima. Verujem u potpuno poštenje i prihvatljive društvene laži. Verujem u ženino pravo da izabere hoće li da rodi, u bebino pravo da živi, i da, iako je svaki ljudski život svetinja, ne postoji ništa loše u vezi sa smrtnom kaznom ako možeš u potpunosti da veruješ pravnom sistemu, i da niko osim morona ne bi ikada poverovao pravnom sistemu. Verujem da je život igra, da je život okrutna šala, i da je život ono što ti se dešava dok živiš i da bi onda mogao makar da se opustiš i uživaš.“

― Američki bogovi, Nil Gejman

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